we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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