Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Boobs are out for the taking
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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