S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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