I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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