My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
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How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
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That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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