You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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