Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.