Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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