Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future