just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Randomize
