ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
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So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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