What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
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uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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