I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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