If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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