we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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