What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
So squirting runs in the family.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It's blow job season.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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