Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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