Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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