I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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