You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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