He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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