Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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