I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
she pinky promised me she was 18
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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