I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
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she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
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It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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