That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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