Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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