they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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