in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
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