just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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