I got chris browned last night
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
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i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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