Your dad touched me again.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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