Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
