Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Found your dick twin last night
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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