Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
