we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
