You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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