I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Randomize
