Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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