yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize