It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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