even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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