apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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