dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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