I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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