she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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