i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
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I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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