the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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