I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Randomize