Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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