Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
