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and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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