I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
is it fun? or sober?
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