Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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