Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
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Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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