i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Two words: blizzard sex
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Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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