Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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