you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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