need another drink. this is the easiest way
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
