Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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